Thai Hard: With a Vengeance

Write-up by Gerry McDonnell

Tubby Brazilian Ronaldo may well be 1 of the biggest players to actually grace a football pitch, but he’s absolutely a poor position design. The AC Milan gentleman let himself down when he invited three members of the late-evening enjoyment marketplace back again to a motel. It wasn’t just the fact that they turned out to be ladyboys he shamefully offered to spend them for carrying out nothing at all. If I spend a builder to build a conservatory, and he brings along a number of superfluous equipment, I’d anticipate him to retain his head down and finish the job.

This sorry tale was not the only scenario of mistaken identity this week Rio Ferdinand kicked a female Chelsea steward right after mistaking her for a wall. It sounds like a tall tale, but I as soon as kicked the wife by incident I assumed she was her mom.

This is Rio’s very first substantial profile gaffe considering that that moment of madness a couple of a long time back, when he dated Emma Bunton. I will definitely be dipping in to the seven/one for a draw in between Manchester United and West Ham.

Rio wasn’t the only player concerned in controversy at Stamford Bridge previous week Michael Ballack and Didier Drogba almost arrived to blows above a no cost kick they ought to actually have got a room with Ronaldo. I cannot get my head about the eleven/2 for a Newcastle win above Chelsea.

The funniest second of the match came right after the final whistle, when the Manchester United gamers had a Benny Hill model combat with the Chelsea groundsmen. The United boys ended up completely out of order Rio Ferdinand should know by now to keep off the grass. Middlesbrough are concerned in a genuine fight, they’ll beat Portsmouth at 11/ten.

Rafa Benitez’s selection to wind up Didier Drogba prior to their Champion’s League semi will rightfully be filed alongside Ronaldo’s shemale escapades in the ‘what a substantial rick’ category, but both are trumped by my selection to make a transfer on a waitress when I holidayed in Thailand. I will not bore you with all the gruesome specifics, but let’s just say that she wasn’t the only one particular who received a significant suggestion. I’m far far more comfortable with this tip back Liverpool to defeat the imploding Manchester Metropolis at eight/eleven.

Gareth Barry is considering a transfer to Liverpool as he would like to join a club that can match his ambition. Evidently his ambition is to carry out adequately in Europe and never ever win the league. The Villa can overtake Everton for the UEFA cup spot by seeing off Wigan at four/7.

Last week was disastrous for Birmingham Metropolis. As the Blues threw away a 2- lead at house, Fulham ended up performing miracles in Manchester and Bolton were holding on for a stage at White Hart Lane. Possibly there is a little fact in the gypsy’s curse they should never have sold him to Blackburn. Fulham v Birmingham will be a cracker, I’ll explode when Fulham consider the points at 5/4.

Robbie Savage could absolutely forge a occupation in the feminine impersonation business once his greatest footballing days are behind him someplace in 1998. Blackburn are a significantly better group because they dropped the blonde deadwood they’ll beat Derby by two or a lot more ambitions at five/6.

If Studying v Tottenham delivers as a lot action as the reverse fixture, it’ll be fairly an entertaining game. Tottenham romped to a six-four victory at the Lane narrowly foiling my wager on ‘no goalscorer’. Studying have deteriorated given that then they haven’t scored a goal because March and only Derby have a even worse goal distinction. If Tottenham don’t consider all three factors at twelve/five, I’ll be a lot more hurt than when I woke up in Thailand with a worse limp than Heather Mills.

All the warning indicators have been there with that Thai waitress, she actually warned me that she’d be bringing some nuts up to the place. I thought she meant that I’d appreciate a late evening snack – sadly, I was appropriate. I’m absolutely proper in taking a huge slice of the eight/eleven for an Arsenal win above Everton.

I’m reminded of my Thai nightmare every time I see Roy Keane’s notorious challenge on Alf-Inge Haaland that was some tackle. Roy’s boys have been priced up at eleven/2 towards Bolton, that is quite, really big.

It was quite ironic that I ended up in a compromising placement with a male who appeared like a feminine, as my spouse could simply pass for a builder. Aston Villa, Blackburn, Tottenham and Arsenal type a 10/one accer of which there can be absolutely no ambiguity.

About the Writer

Gerry McDonnell dabbles in football odds compilation, journalism and orphan rescue.