Beer Today Scone Tomorrow

Write-up by Gerry McDonnell

Alcohol is unquestionably cool, but it can usually be abused. Previously this week, the wife was rushed to hospital right after a Buckfast frenzy. I say rushed, but the ambulance took a disgraceful 35 minutes to arrive I’d have driven myself if it was not a Champions League night. The spouse is now in the ‘Soccer AM’ position, she’s relying on tubes to survive.

It’s not all been good news this week while I am genuinely struggling to uncover a worth bet in the match in between Arsenal and West Ham. If a gun was positioned to my head i’d recommend a win for Arsenal at one/two. If a gun was positioned to the wife’s head i’d say that I by no means negotiate with terrorists.

Obtaining a winner in the Looking at v Liverpool match is a far easier proposition. The arrival of Mascherano has additional genuine metal to the Scouse armoury I am nicking the evens for a Liverpool win.

David James has had plenty of critics above the many years and I’m afraid I have to when once again question his selection generating. The Pompey keeper is sporting the campest beard because Wayne Rooney’s tiny ginger energy earlier in the season. The Manchester United train to titleville is stopping off at Portsmouth I’m boarding at 8/fifteen.

Talking of a minor ginger effort, I’ve witnessed even worse investments than the 3/one for Paul Scholes discovering the internet at any time. Sir Alex believes that the refreshed day-sleeper retains the essential to United successful the title I refuse to argue with the vastly seasoned Sweaty.

Newcastle United should get a leaf out of Wayne Rooney’s guide the Geordies cannot purchase a end result at the moment. The Toon Army are winless and goalless in their last four league matches Sheffield United can snatch a draw at a sport 23/ten.

Life has been far from a picnic for Frank Lampard in latest weeks. The Chelsea goal device has been attacked by a crazed supporter and dropped by England following fracturing a bone in his wrist. Now to add insult to damage, he seems to be a small bit like Eric Cartman. Chelsea are four/nine to defeat Tottenham, sweet.

Massive Frank was understandably devastated with the news that Arjen Robben will skip the rest of the year via damage. Superman has Lois Lane, Spiderman appears to Aunt May and Fatman requirements Robben. Drogba can open the scoring at a heroic 4/one.

Earlier this period, the Boro ended up a great deal like me when I was an altar boy they identified by themselves in all kinds of problems at the Vicarage. Watford cruised to a two- win on home territory Boro can achieve revenge at eight/11.

Emile Mpenza deserves lots of credit. The Belgian striker has not only saved the Psycho from the sack he’s also made us all realise that you can be a top quality footballer and still be named ‘Emile’. I’m making a meal of the nine/4 for a draw among Metropolis and the increasing Charlton.

Chris Coleman was shocked to discover that his spouse had planted a listening device in his motor. The Fulham manager has it easy my spouse has been bugging me for 6 years. Everton can decide on up the points against the Cottagers at eight/eleven.

Robbie Savage’s ongoing recovery from a broken leg has pleased the Blackburn board. The simple fact that the blonde bombshell is nearing a return is secondary they just want the caravan removed from the vehicle park. Aston Villa will depart Ewood Park with a level at an immovable 9/4.

The wife is the most positive particular person I know she says ‘yes’ more than the guy from Del Monte. Is Wigan v Bolton a stick on draw at 9/4? I too need to remedy in the affirmative.

I almost never stray absent from the stunning game, but a few of superb betting possibilities have introduced themselves additional afield. Joe Calzaghe will annihilate Peter Manfredo in the boxing and the beefy Cambridge crew will see off the lightweight Oxford in the rowing. The eight/13 double reminds me of the wife it really is a slapper with a dodgy boat race.

Middlesbrough, Liverpool, Guy Utd and a Blackburn draw kind a 15/1 weekend accer that is so angelic, it’s produced me realise how considerably I’d skip the wife if she failed to recover. She does make a cracking scone.

About the Writer

Gerry McDonnell dabbles in football odds compilation, journalism and orphan rescue.